The Damn Country Life

It always seems that everytime there is somthing i want to do such as (The state fair, or the Zoo) Now The Oktober fest, That me and my husband is always broke! We currently live out in the B-fucken-E Which btw i can NOT stand! I HATE, HATE living out here. I can't stand not being able to have a JOB! and living 17 miles from the nearest walmart!!  And I know if you are reading this you are saying then why not move?..  (1) only my husband is able to work becaues well.. we live out in B-fucken-E. I will be so glad to be able to move back into civilization again. Away from certain "Stupid, Controlling, Lazy, NOSEY People that NEVER clean".